No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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