after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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