and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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You pole danced in your parka.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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