I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I understand Curling. That high.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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