i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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