Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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