I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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