stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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