last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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