Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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