Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have post one night stand depression
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