In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I queefed so loud it echoed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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