Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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