how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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