ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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