the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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