She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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