DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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