The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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