I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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