Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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