Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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