This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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