I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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