Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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