well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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