She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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