Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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