i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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