On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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