The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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