I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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