Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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