when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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