Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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