Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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