Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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