If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
How external is "for external use only"?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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