just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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