Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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