You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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