covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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