So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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