No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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