oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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What drink are we having for lunch?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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