love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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