I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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