i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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