Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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