Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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