I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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