Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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